What's the number one search query people come to T.J. Monkey's through? Believe it or not, it's "badass cars". That's right. People go to search engines, type in "badass cars", our site comes up (comes up first in Google), and they click on it. Why? Well, there's a Thought of the Day called "On Black Cars and Looking Badass." So here at T.J. Monkey's, in our neverending quest to satisfy the hunger of our public for... well, for badass cars, we've added a whole section devoted to this end. So here they are, without further ado... a whole lotta badass cars. (This page may take a while to load. That's because it's soooooo badass.)
Have
a badass car picture? Have your own badass car page?
Are yourself a badass? Are you yourself a car?
Then e-mail T.J.
Monkey's. We'd love to hear about it. Also,
if you like,
tell some badass friends about
T.J. Monkey's
and Badass Cars.
Thanks to Parker from Marion, Indiana for this badd-asss pic. Let this car be
a lesson to you all: a 2-door sedan can be badass, people. You just need
some tenacity, some heart, and some fluorescent green paint.
What defines "badass"? Heavy friggin' metal, that's what. That's why, if your car
ain't badass (we can't all own Escorts), the one surefire way to make it badass:
messily spray paint the names of metal bands all over it. Hells yeah. (This car, "The Metal Mobile,"
is so badass it has its own badass webpage (complete with tough-lookin' black background like this page):
http://kdogghq.tripod.com/metalmobile.html)
The Mercury Topaz:
a gem if I've ever seen one, and I haven't....
ooooooooh, yeah!
The Ford Escort.... can escort me anywhere, aaaaaand
how!
The Pinto: it's a type o' bean..... and one badass,
mammajammin' car!
The Dodge Charger.... charged with the federal offense
of bein' one fine damn car!
I used to not know what type of car this was... all I knew was that
damn... it looked fine. Then someone mailed in and told me
it was a Toyota MR2. Well, maybe. It sure is one fine-lookin'
MR2 though.
This may be a toy car, but it's still badass. Just toy
badass. Or... bad-toy-ass. Or something.
Have
a badass car picture? Have your own badass car page?
Are yourself a badass? Are you yourself a car?
Then e-mail T.J.
Monkey's. We'd love to hear about it. Also,
if you like,
tell some badass friends about
T.J. Monkey's
and Badass Cars.